/makes jerk-off motion

2008-09-08T10:56:00.000-07:00

So long, folks!

2008-03-19T17:12:00.000-07:00

I have terrible news, dear. Just terrible.

/makes jerk-off motion was shot in the face this morning. It was an awful, awful scene. There was... *sob*...there was blood everywhere. *sob* I...I saw his brains.

At least he died quickly and painlessly. He's in a better place now...rotting in the interwebs. If anyone has seen Dash Superstud, please contact your local authorities. He should be considered armed and dangerous.

Thankfully, Mr. Cool Ice only took one in the shoulder. He's gonna be fine. Go wish him a speedy recovery over at his my-space page. Send him the FTD cocaine and pornography get-well-soon basket. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

Mr. Cool Ice

2008-03-13T19:00:00.000-07:00

You know this guy gets mad tail.

speaking?

2008-03-12T19:33:00.000-07:00

the walk of shame is priceless

2008-03-12T19:14:00.000-07:00

My jaw is fuckin' up

2008-03-12T19:08:00.001-07:00

GW is still kicking ass

2008-03-12T18:52:00.000-07:00

The little kid is hilarious

2008-03-12T18:14:00.000-07:00

golf your way

2008-03-08T19:38:00.000-08:00

HT: Awful Announcing

Not here...or here so much

2008-03-08T08:40:00.000-08:00

Best cover ever?

2008-03-08T08:14:00.000-08:00

Probably not, but I personally think it's the biggst improvement over an original that I've ever heard.

who's gonna steal the show?

2008-03-08T08:09:00.001-08:00

night after night, who treat's you right?

2008-03-08T08:07:00.000-08:00

along the open road

2008-03-08T08:00:00.000-08:00

shit, dre's quittin', jay's quittin'

2008-03-07T21:07:00.001-08:00

this is what you'll get when you mess with us

2008-03-07T20:24:00.001-08:00

start digging there, pinwheel

2008-03-06T17:49:00.000-08:00

$270M, fuckers. Show some enthusiasm

2008-03-04T14:45:00.001-08:00

suicide cat

2008-03-03T19:16:00.000-08:00

classic

2008-03-03T19:11:00.000-08:00

pay attention, mom

2008-03-03T19:08:00.000-08:00

i cant get enough of these

2008-03-03T18:52:00.000-08:00

The kid that gets hit with a shovel is probably dead

2008-03-03T18:44:00.001-08:00

and a hot plate!

2008-03-03T18:06:00.000-08:00

Yes, very easy to see

2008-03-03T17:52:00.001-08:00

6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton

2008-02-29T18:47:00.000-08:00

city

2008-02-26T20:14:00.001-08:00

i done done it twice

2008-02-23T20:21:00.000-08:00

Runnin

2008-02-23T20:16:00.000-08:00

new purchases

2008-02-23T19:30:00.000-08:00

I'm a savage, I damage...

2008-02-23T19:06:00.000-08:00

I aint sound like common since

2008-02-23T19:00:00.000-08:00

hilarious

2008-02-23T10:55:00.001-08:00

it was an accomodation

2008-02-22T20:37:00.000-08:00

q

2008-02-22T17:06:00.001-08:00

born to see

2008-02-21T18:04:00.000-08:00

touchdown bandidos

2008-02-20T22:36:00.001-08:00

Audio is god-awful, but this is sublime.

shut up, Chip

2008-02-20T22:26:00.000-08:00

he's so unpredictable

2008-02-20T21:56:00.000-08:00

tom brokaw is a punk

2008-02-20T21:51:00.001-08:00

the vette gets 'em wet

2008-02-20T21:22:00.000-08:00

Not just the skanks, either. Well, some are.

I have an autographed copy of the SI at the end

2008-02-20T20:43:00.000-08:00

this guy is awesome

2008-02-20T20:34:00.001-08:00

this game didn't end well

2008-02-20T20:34:00.000-08:00

better makins'

2008-02-20T17:43:00.000-08:00

on down to San Anton

2008-02-20T17:40:00.001-08:00

original is always better, but DH fuckin killed it

2008-02-20T17:24:00.000-08:00

bailed outside and I pointed my weapon

2008-02-20T17:20:00.001-08:00

The clowns that tried to copy the greatest shoot-out in movie history

2008-02-20T17:17:00.001-08:00

greatest shoot-out in movie history

2008-02-20T17:14:00.001-08:00

layups, jumpshots, passing and layups

2008-02-20T17:11:00.000-08:00

there's no in-between

2008-02-17T10:22:00.000-08:00

sometimes you gotta race

2008-02-17T10:14:00.000-08:00

tomorrow will be too late

2008-02-17T10:01:00.001-08:00

Honey, you're a bit obscene

2008-02-17T09:43:00.000-08:00

Axl recorded himself nailing Adler's girlfriend in the studio for this song. Oh Axl, you scamp.

Do I look like a cat to ya, boy?

2008-02-17T09:34:00.001-08:00

...and the Oscar for editing goes to.....

2008-02-17T09:10:00.001-08:00

you muddafucka, you

2008-02-17T09:04:00.000-08:00

piss warm chango

2008-02-17T08:53:00.000-08:00

fuck you, evaluation copy

lowly dog

2008-02-17T08:45:00.000-08:00

Red 98

2008-02-17T08:40:00.000-08:00

John calling his own plays was a bad idea. I remember him angrily tossing up four fingers (calling for four receivers) on nearly every third down that year.

let me tell ya 'bout my best friend

2008-02-17T08:38:00.001-08:00

you do understand what zone blocking is right, you stupid fucking commie?

2008-02-17T08:29:00.000-08:00

its a start

2008-02-17T08:24:00.001-08:00

ugh

2008-02-17T08:23:00.001-08:00

free money

2008-02-17T08:22:00.001-08:00

Explosions

2008-02-17T08:12:00.001-08:00

I find that shit fascinating

2008-02-17T07:50:00.001-08:00

superman that ball

2008-02-17T07:44:00.001-08:00

spare parts

2008-02-16T16:12:00.001-08:00

well, well, well, my michelle

2008-02-16T14:32:00.000-08:00

bully

2008-02-16T14:14:00.001-08:00

Bully

2008-02-16T14:07:00.001-08:00

mos freestyle

2008-02-16T12:51:00.001-08:00

Broncos

2008-02-16T12:42:00.001-08:00

Cutler

2008-02-16T12:32:00.000-08:00

Big - St. Ides

2008-02-16T12:19:00.001-08:00

Big

2008-02-16T12:18:00.001-08:00

Pac-Big Freestyle

2008-02-16T12:15:00.001-08:00

Em Proof Freestyle

2008-02-16T12:13:00.000-08:00