I have terrible news, dear. Just terrible.
/makes jerk-off motion was shot in the face this morning. It was an awful, awful scene. There was... *sob*...there was blood everywhere. *sob* I...I saw his brains.
At least he died quickly and painlessly. He's in a better place now...rotting in the interwebs. If anyone has seen Dash Superstud, please contact your local authorities. He should be considered armed and dangerous.
Thankfully, Mr. Cool Ice only took one in the shoulder. He's gonna be fine. Go wish him a speedy recovery over at his my-space page. Send him the FTD cocaine and pornography get-well-soon basket. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
